Now that White children under the age
of 5 have become minority citizens of their own country and all White children
under 18 are expected to follow within 5 years, the Editorial Staff of the your
Post would like to announce that MacDougal is forming the National Association
for the Advancement of White People (NAAWP) in a proactive affirmative action
to deal with the resulting shift in racial minority issues.
This opens up positions for two
insufferable loudmouths anxious to jump in front of the cameras anytime some White-bashing thingy receives worldwide broadcast media coverage no matter
how far and fast an insufferable loudmouth has to haul a$$ to get to the hate-crime scene. We hope to fill these job slots with the most
repugnant self-promoting smarty-pants mouth-offs on the face of the Earth, a
pair of puffed-up, swollen-headed, ego-driven windbags anxious to flaunt
their outsized abhorrence and unrivaled despicability throughout the entire
civilized world and Iceland.
If your ex-spouse has been represented
by a total piece-of-calamari lawyer, or you know of this slimeball pastor who
just can’t keep his fool mouth shut and everybody in church wants him the hell
out, and ASAP ain’t soon enough, praise Jesus, or whatever, and you’ve concluded that
your nomination is the biggest total gasbag around, we are currently accepting
email nominations for Media Spokespersons for the White Race. Just enter “Nomination” in the subject line,
and give us his or her name plus a short written essay explaining why you think
your nominee is the most loathsome rabble-rousing, wise-ass trouble-maker on
the planet.
Remember, we need world-class racial
spokespersons who can hold their own against the kind of competition capable of
turning the highest murder rates in the country into a compelling reason why
the $#%&ing potential victims have to turn in their guns while Big Government keeps
giving perps and their families and their whole community free stuff and won’t
test them for drugs before they get free stuff, and, and, get this, people who
don’t even come from here qualify for gratis, out-of-our-damn-pockets $#%&ing medical care and any
baby born on our soil gets to be a $#%&ing CITIZEN, for goodness sakes, and
help outnumber all those cute little White babies of ours who are ever so
precious and cuddly and don’t deserve to be treated like this.
Adorable angels never did anything to
anybody, and somebody has to take a stand.
The Post family can be proud that the search for that/these
somebody(ies) has been initiated by our own MacDougal Irving.
