The MacDougal Post: Major Political Announcement

January 31, 2013

Major Political Announcement

As this soon-enough-to-be lame duck President holds hands with this lame ass Congress over how many illegal aliens each political party will turn into loyal legal voters with immigration reform hoopla, we’ve about had it with the pack of them.

The MacDougal Post is pleased to announce that our founder, MacDougal Irving, hisself, is running for President of the United States of America in 2016, and we’re forming the brand new Curmudgeon Party so that he can have a ticket to run on. Our Curmudgeon Party Political Promise Agenda starts with this:

Political Promise #1: The Curmudgeon Party will let every wetback cucaracha who is now in, stay in, and if the total number of cucarachas we’ve got here already represents 17% of the whole freaking population of Mexico, like the statistics indicate, we’ll annex 17% of the whole freaking land of Mexico. And if more of you wetback cucarachas come in, we’ll annex more Mexican land. In fact, you’re all welcome, every single wetback cucaracha you’ve got, and y’all can vote for whomever you want, only we’ll start rigging those voting machines so your dumbass cucaracha ballots all cancel each other out, and those of us up here in the Estados Unidos or Canuckland who are actually from the Estados or Canuckland and wonder why we’re wintering in some whacked out place like Estado Minnesota or, God help you, Estado Saskatchewan or however you say that one, won’t have to anymore because we’ll all be down there in Cucaracha City, and it’s fiesta time, cucarachas, and the first place MacDougal’s annexing is ………………………….. Acapulco, Baby.

MacDougal is the first virtual reality blog bot to seek public office, and we’re all thrilled at the prospect that voters won’t have to put up with another human being in the White House for 8 years if they don’t want to. More planks in the Curmudgeon Party Political Promise Agenda are expected to follow.

Inside the Scam

Short-sellers flood markets with bogus shares, involving buyers in bookkeeping transactions, not stock, and not telling them about it. Wall Street helps hide the fraud with Madoff accounting, even letting shorts pay dividends as part of this scam, duping investors into believing they get real dividends paid by the company they thought they invested in.

Worse, short-selling, in effect, adds these phony shares to the actual total number reported in company financial statements, which goes into the various earnings per share (EPS) calculations, essential components of the critical metric universally used to value common stocks, the price/earnings ratio (P/E). In a selling frenzy, EPS can be cut from, say, $4.00 to $0.40 or $0.04 or whatever, by the immense volume of fake shares these pretend investors are drubbing the real ones with at point of purchase.

Every reference made to P/E as a calculable metric is a lie. Our stock market is gamed by short-side racketeers, rendering equity investment in this country a massive securities fraud. Their humongous swindle purloins much of our savings during every market downdraft.

Odds are the SEC staff belongs in jail. Gangland racketeering is more than enabled by the complicity of our regulatory hotshots. Mob stooges inside that agency have spearheaded these cons for generations, flat out lying to us all those years.

Surely, the SEC's remarkable contention that short-sellers borrow their shares from you and me is, in its downright absurdity, the nadir of arrogance and criminal obfuscation.

That's why we're never asked to go along with it.

Site Exclusives

As our young readers know, any loser who steals mommy and daddy's savings is a stupid ninny.

Wall Street hires the biggest dumbbells in the world. That's because God hates stealers, and the nincompoops don't even know it.

Keep an eye on bad men like hedge fund managers, bank CEOs and proprietary traders right here in The MacDougal Post. Incorrigible dingbats like Mucus Poole-Knightly, Pockets MulGoon, and Lewie the Dip, just to name a few of the head cases found on the site, are contracted to appear here exclusively.

You won't find that kind of financial coverage anywhere else in cyberspace.

Check in with us regularly to find out what's really going on with your money, if there's any left. And when it's all gone, take a shower whenever you can and drop in on us from the local public library.

The MacDougal Post

Prize

January 31, 2013

Major Political Announcement

Did You Know?

Site Exclusives