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July 9, 2012

Election Update


         Okay, hedge fund managers lie, cheat, and steal for a living, and now we’re told this one has all kinds of offshore accounts.  As you already know unless, and we hope more and more of you are beginning to fall into this category, you live under a rock, people here generally use offshore accounts to avoid detection when breaking the laws of the United States relating to stuff like drug trafficking and income tax evasion.  If there are any Republicans out there who still want to vote for this guy, get counseling or something.

         You’re as sick as he is.

         But beyond that, we’ve got to wonder if any White people in this country are going to vote for a person for President.  You can see some casting ballots for the Republican Party while others flip levers, or whatever, for the Democratic Party, but our political analyst doesn’t expect to see any White votes going to either Romney or Obama.  None.  That part of the count is forecast to be zero to zero this year.

         Come election night, the tally is going to look something like this:  90% of the Black vote will go to the Muslim, while the White vote gets split within a few percentage points of half for the Republican Party and half for the Democratic Party, giving the nod to whichever party comes up with the highest count, plus or minus the Muslim handicap.

         For at least the next four years we’re really not going to have a human POTUS at all.