“Why did you chop us up into little bits with an axe and scatter them across the state, Honey?”
Brunhilda had no answer. Brunhilda never had an answer for that one.
Humans go to Heavenly Paradise whether they want to or not. If you’ve axed your mom and dad real good and scattered the bits atop every landfill in a number of greater metropolitan areas, all the landfills you could google anyway, and your mom and dad head on up to Heavenly Paradise after the transgression(s), you probably don’t want to go there too, and that’s the way it was with Brunhilda Toberfest.
Heavenly Paradise is a place where humans worship God because He gives them free food, and God knows this and makes them eat His free food with relatives. Everybody. Every meal. No matter what’s going on with them and the loved ones, everybody eats every meal in Heavenly Paradise with relatives.
Some of the more entertaining dinner conversations get broadcast over the Heavenly Paradise public address system, which is how small investors came to be listening to Brunhilda Toberfest’s mom that day and heard her history-making query: “why did you cut us up into little bits and scatter them across the state, Honey?”
Those words started what would soon become the Occupy Free Food Movement, and ….
“Why did you cut our pro-rata ownership interests into little bits with “stock options” and scatter them among your management-level employees, A$$h%le” became that movement’s battle cry.
“Stock options” loot tiny amounts of investor savings each annum over long numbers of annums, kicking in the miracle of compounding interest, and, after several decades, transfer the entire amount of starting investor wealth to the thieving looters, who keep paying politicians to let them pull this swindle off. Media moguls, looters too, keep it all hush-hush, and the math-challenged investing public is too math-challenged to figure out that they’re losing everything they started with and only get to keep some of the growth, if any, in their common stock investments when they invest in stock markets rigged by the modern billionaire. These felonious activities started in 1981 after Washington got bribed enough to make them happen.
“Why did you cut our pro-rata ownership interests into little bits and scatter them among your management-level employees, A$$h%le” U. S. Ucker asks the recently deceased CEO of General Pursuits Co., Inc. three times a day every day of his eternal rest now that God is letting small investors eat with CEOs instead of relatives owing to the Occupy demonstration that’s been clogging up things all the way out to Peter’s Pearly Gate since September 18, 2011.
U. S. Ucker generally kicks the CEO in the n#ts too, but since souls don’t have any n#ts up in Heavenly Paradise, and that includes your male souls as well, it’s a really silly thing for U. S. to do.
“For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible.” - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
