Prize

........... Recipient of the 2010 MacDougal Irving Prize for Truth in Market Manipulation ...........

March 4, 2012

Cannonball Run


         Now that Fifteen Percent and the Two Cadillacs Missus have the pedal to the metal on their cannonball run to the White House, it’s time to pose the question any Crime Family Don would have to be asking himself about here, “What’s in it for us?”

         Well, in 2010 there were an estimated 46.2 million Americans living below the poverty line, up from maybe 43.6 million the prior year, suggesting we’ll have somewhere around 50 million, give or take, when the next Presidential term begins.  If Fifteen Percent can figure out how to squeeze another $100 apiece out of poor people and channel it into the private sector, well, his own personal private sector actually, not too much to ask of a wise guy paying taxes at a 15% rate while everybody else forks over more than double his, it could mean an additional $5 billion a year to him and his hedge fund minions.

         And that’s just for jollies.  Screwing the middle class, that’s where the lollapalooza kicks in.

         Watch the carried interest con artist’s face on TV these days.  Clearly, man can’t wait to get started.