Born into a Big 5 investment banking family, I quit organized financial racketeering to go straight. MacDougal Irving is my Blogger Protection Identity, and I am a retired Certified Public Accountant and, like all of us, a badly misinformed investor. These are my observations on capital market cons as they were explained to me across the dinner table as a kid.
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September 30, 2013
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September 22, 2013
There's a New Sheriff in Town
bi·o·met·rics [bahy-uh-me-triks]
noun ( used
with a singular verb )
The process by which a
person's unique physical and other traits are detected and recorded by an
electronic device or system as a means of confirming identity: Scanning
of the human iris is a reliable form of biometrics.
Apparently technology isn’t finished driving chronic un/underemployment
to previously uncharted heights. Whether it’s digital currency
eliminating tellers entirely or branch lending officers getting replaced by
holographic images of home office personnel who can interact with customers
anywhere without needing to be physically present at the interview, it’s starting
to look like commercial banking will someday be conducted in your town without
using any employees at all.
As
for biometrics, that game-changer is looming like a force that’s too big to be
stopped, even by Bill of Rights jocks. Having a means to make sure
you are really who you purport to be, pops up as the ultimate crime stopper in
so many areas of life, the rosiest projections have us filling our prisons with
all the right people for once – if someone can figure out how to put the right sensors
in the right places at the right times.
That
part considered, biometrics seems like a pretty good idea to us. While
we’re at it, putting the criminal out of work too. Definitely the way to go.
September 15, 2013
The Shadow Banking Bugaboo and Counterparty Risk
Cockamamie spin doctors have come to apply the term "shadow banking" to financial operations conducted in this country with funds garnered outside our Federal Reserve System (Fed) and the public credit markets. By definition then, almost all shylocking taking place prior to 1913 got hidden in these shadows, wherever
they are, so we’ve never been quite certain what to make of the silly concept. 1913, of course, was the year the Fed got foisted on a brain-dead electorate by higgledy-piggledy Washington power-mongers.
Our
best guess is that nail-biting bureaucrats, threatened by stuff going on that they
don’t even know about, let alone try to regulate, have to invent catchy hooks to
make sensible flights away from Big Government sound really, really onerous, and “shadow banking”
seemed sinister enough for this one.
Anyway,
near as anybody around here can tell, what’s left after you take out “sunlit
banking”, our term for what today's moneylending regulators do manage to wrap their arms around, is a proud, centuries-old tradition carried on by what used to be known
as “private banks”, a staid arena crammed chock full of conservative institutions
that politically correct troublemakers are now spinning as “non-banks”. Really.
We kid you not. Non-banks because
they don’t take, what are these days, %$#&ing Government handouts to keep %$#&ing bought and paid-for politicians in %$#&ing office.
The
Orwellian nature of this nonsensical assault on private enterprise is mind-numbing. Do we actually live in a world where the
morons who still can’t figure out how to throw bank CEO’s in jail for
destroying the civilized world and Iceland half a decade ago are to be given something
else to %$#& up?
Valued
subscribers, despite all the jibber-jabber about these practices, in 2013, shadow banking isn’t even the point. The paper instrument is. Nowadays, with a traditional portfolio
consisting of common or preferred stock, U.S. Government, municipal, or
corporate bonds, claims on physical assets like gold or silver, and such, you hold stuff that at least represents a binding
legal ownership interest in what it purports to be. Dally in options, futures, swaps, and/or God
knows what, the arenas where all that nefarious shadow banking is said to take place, and you’ve got yourself a side bet with some unknown entity through what
amounts to a casino, and any successful outcome therefrom is solely and totally
dependent upon that party’s ability and desire to pay you off if you win and
he/she/it loses.
That’s
counterparty risk, folks, and the investing public didn’t know this threat even existed until Lehman went under and AIG turned up insolvent and Washington had to
find some way of keeping afloat every too-big-to-fail counterparty those gamblers had booked bets with, (well, everyone favored by Washington at the time, which is how Lehman got thrown under the bus,) or let the world financial system collapse under the weight of all those
he/she/its stripped of the ability and desire to pay anybody off.
But
hold on here. There’s more. Even with a traditional portfolio in 2013, you’ve
got a problem if your investments are held by a Crime Family, and whose investments
aren’t? The U.S. Government only insures
the first $500 thou of securities in your account. Private insurance covering amounts over $500 thou, offered by the Family’s
insurer, will be subject to, guess what, counterparty risk, that insurer thence
becoming your counterparty, and in another financial apocalypse, with
Washington saying they’re going to let financial institutions just go ahead and
fail now, you would do well to think about opening separate accounts with other
Crime Families for every $500 thou you’ve got and spread your stash around that
way to rely totally on the portfolio insurance offered by Uncle Sam and his magical ability to pay off anybody and everybody simply by printing up the cash.
Invest traditionally and stick it in $500 thou accounts to obviate counterparty risk, and you should keep the shadow banking
bugaboo at bay.
September 13, 2013
Perpetuating Obscene Wealth
And this, the family that helped destroy blue-collar America with the made-in-China explosion:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/wal-marts-waltons-maintain-billionaire-040100941.html
September 7, 2013
The War against Jesus Raging in Egypt
What's up with political concern over Muslim killing Muslim with whatever they want? Where's Washington when Christianity comes under attack?
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/09/06/islamist-takeover-south-egypt-town-leaves-christians-in-fear/
September 4, 2013
The Curious Case of Communist China
Media
reports claim that Western technology is stolen this way and then transferred
to Chinese-owned competitors, which soon dominate the domestic market and
compete effectively against the original “partner” throughout the globe. Furthermore, China is known as 1) the world’s
Number One manufacturer of counterfeit goods, 2) a predatory manipulator of
foreign exchange rates, and 3) the leading provider of the kind of scab labor that
destroyed the demand side of the American economy through the loss of “outsourced” blue
collar jobs.
On
top of all this, good old American stupidity has made the PRC one of this nation’s largest creditors, and now, we’re recently told,
mobs of Communist functionaries have been flocking to these shores snagging
upscale homes at distress prices with the exchange rate-rigged money we’ve been squandering over
there amidst the flat-out destruction of our own Middle Class.
Common
stock in Chinese corporations has been sold to private investors, including US
citizens, who’ve been buying into whatever is going on here, as nobody owns up
to the blatantly abusive nature of this relationship.
Macro statistics supplied by the PRC indicate the Chinese
economy grew by 10.5% from 2001 to 2010, but exactly what was growing isn’t at
all clear, nor what part of that could possibly be owned by anybody other than
the Communist Party, and this claimed success story has not filtered down to the Chinese
stock market at all. Apparently there are empty cities over there, if our own media is to be taken seriously, and populations get shifted en masse for the benefit of Western photographers documenting Chinese progress. Maybe that has something to do with the growth/stock market disconnect.
Years
ago, a savvy B-school professor convinced us that a huge part of what you’re
getting when you invest American is this magnificent legal infrastructure of ours and
everything it means for the protection of your financial interests.
Play
the PRC market, and, clearly, what you’re dealing with is a lawless Commie
house of cards.
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